Thursday, February 28, 2013

Dialog Lucu Bahasa Inggris di sekolah





In the class VIII E, there is a teacher named Miss. Atri give announcement to her students.
Teacher           : Okay student! I have an invitation, for each student can join it. Okay lets I read the invitation. "For Celebrating the Kartini’s Day, all of student must join the poetry reading and writing contest, the competition will be held on 21thApril 2029, for the complete information please call Mrs Heru on 009987, thanks.
Student                        : Okay miss
Kringg!!  Kringg!!  Kringg!!
The bell is ringing.
Teacher                       : Oh yeah! the bell is ringing, please do this exercise at home for homework, and for next day, will be held an english test, please study hard at home, oh I forget!  Write your daily english conversation in pairs, Fajar with Fahri, Hendra with Niken, Rigma with Riko.
Fajar                : Astagfirullah, this teacher is cruel..
Teacher           : what ??
Fajar                : nothing miss,  you are so beautiful and I MISS YOU (-_-")
Teacher           : oh yeah thanks ... absolutly I’m beautiful. Bye student!
Fajar                : ahh.., I think the homework, pairs work it’s not important. I like a game,                                     do you want to play any game Fahri??
Fahri                : I want to play.. but, I have to do that exercise.
Riko                 : Fajar! I want to play, but... I don't bring my notebook, Hendraaa!!!, can you help me??
Hendra                        : What can I do for you riko ?
Riko                 : I don't bring my notebook, can I borrow yours?
Hendra                        : I don't bring my notebook. Why don’tyou borrow Rigma's notebook?
Riko                 : Oh yeah, thats good idea!
Then, Riko call Rigma.
Riko                 : Rigma!!
Rigma              : What??
Riko                 : Can I borrow your notebook? Please..
Rigma              : I still using it to do some exercise with Hendra,Fahri, and Niken
Riko                 : Aaaa..., Just for a few minutes Rig... You are so beautiful..
Rigma              : Yeah of course I'm beautifull.. Okay! (menyerahkan lalu menariknya kembali) But, just for a few minutes!!!
Riko                 : Okay! Thanks Rigma! You are really kind..
Fahri                : hmmm, next we can to do this exercise.
Hendra                        : No problem, I think Riko and Rigma..... (thinking)
Fahri                : Are you jealous ndra?
Hendra                        : No!!
Fahri                : Be calm ndra! There is Niken..
Niken               : What?? me?? why??
Hendra                        : Ohh.. nothing Ken..
Fajar                : aaa... come here..,,let’s see it.... GOAALLLLLLL!! (In other side)
Hendra                        : congratulation, you very good.... HAHAHA GOOD JOB..
Fajar                : eh eh what-what why-why... yahh ERROR
Hendra                        : yaaahh... Bye games!!!
Niken               : What happened?
Hendra                        : Fajar's notebook is error..
Fajar                : Can you help me to repair this notebook?
Niken               : Of course! It's easy! (Then Niken repair fajar's notebook)
Fajar                : Thanks Niken!
Hendra                        : You are so cool, Niken..
Rigma, Riko,    : Cieeeee.....
After that, Rigma realize that her notebook still in Riko.
Rigma              : Riko! Where is my notebook?
Riko                 : Here it is..
Rigma              : Thanks! I want to edit my blog,
Fahri                : Your blog??
Rigma              : Yes! Problem?  Heyyy!!
My post in my blog be number one in search engine google
Fahri                : hhhhh... (-_-")
Rigma              : Haha! What do you think about my blog Riko?
Riko                 : I think, your blog is very good, impressive, and amazing!
Fahri                : how about my blog??
Riko                 : your blog is beautiful like you!
Fahri                : (-_-“)
Riko,Rigma      : Hahahahaha
Fahri                : hmmm, ohh no i’m so tired. Can we go home now??
DKK                  : Okay...
In the next day, Miss. Atri come and give the test..
Teacher           : Assalamu’alaikum !!
Student            : Wa’alaikumsalam...
Teacher           : Okay... today we have a test yeah??
Student            : Ahhh... miss -_-
Teacher           : What did I speak yesterday?? Huh!
Fajar                : Yeah.. I’m not study hard last night, I’m play a game last night -__-
Student            :  ohhh Fajar......
Fajar                : why ??
Student            : you are lazy ..., please do the task first and then you can play anything
Fahri                : Alhamdulillah, Im study hard last night
Hendra                        : I’m to
Rigma              : I’m toooo toooo
Riko                 : I same as the other ... yammm yammm yahud
Teacher           : please be quiet..
Student            : okay
Teacher           : Its the test

One year later…

Teacher           : okay please submit the taks
Student            :Okay

Twenty years later…

Teacher           : Fajar you got 0
                        Fahri You got 100
                        Riko you got 100
                        Rigma you got 100
Fajar                : yeah... Im got an egg, i will eat my egg
Student            : hahaha
From then, Fajar be a good people.

Okay friends… From that dialogue, we can take many moral valu.
For example:
Don’t delay the work if we can do that today..
Always study, so we can be thesucces people.

~THE END~


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